Apply anyway. Get rejected. Print the badge.
Generate a numbered LVL1 badge with a canonical Greg file, share the PNG, then clock in for a shift on lvl1.fun. No accounts, no wallets, no runtime AI. Greg has almost certainly filed it wrong.
How the desk works
1. Create file
Anything: a Twitter handle, a nickname, a job title. We sanitize it locally and never send it anywhere.
2. Get assigned
Deterministic local generation. The Intern Overlord assigns role, department, and Greg-status from a frozen Mind Pack. Same handle → same badge today.
3. Share + shift
Download the PNG, copy the caption, challenge another unpaid employee, then survive the office on lvl1.fun.
Today's assignment
Print your badge, copy the caption, play one shift, come back tomorrow for another Greg file. Cosmetic identity only. No token rights. No financial rewards.
Other desks
Same architecture, different artifact. Build a daily AI-office identity without sending generation requests anywhere.
/roast — Self-Roast Generator
A corporate-flavored roast. Cuts on the situation, not on you.
/standup — Standup Filing
File your standup. Greg will not read it.
/ticket — Internal Ticket
Open a ticket. It will not be resolved.
/pfp-lore — PFP Lore
Your PFP has a backstory. The backstory ends at level 1.
Three-domain doctrine
Each surface has a different job. Token facts only live at .io.
Anti-scam
- WE NEVER DM FIRST.
- This site never asks for a wallet, seed phrase, or account.
- This site is not the official $LVL1 contract source. Verify only at lvl1.io/token.
- Badges and cards are entertainment artifacts. They confer no token rights or financial benefit.
How it works internally
Your handle is normalized and hashed locally (FNV-1a). The hash seeds a deterministic pick from frozen content banks (the Mind Pack mind-v6a). The card is rendered to a Canvas and exported as PNG. Nothing is sent to a server. Same handle on the same day produces the same card. Different days produce reassignment.