The Intern Overlord assigns Level 1.
Enter your handle. Receive unpaid LVL1 employee credentials. Post your badge. Generated locally in your browser. No accounts, no wallets, no runtime AI. Greg has not been informed.
1. Enter handle
Anything: a Twitter handle, a nickname, a job title. We sanitize it locally and never send it anywhere.
2. Receive badge
Deterministic local generation. The Intern Overlord assigns role, department, and Greg-status from a frozen Mind Pack. Same handle → same badge today.
3. Post it
Download the PNG. Copy the caption. Post to X or Telegram. Tag another unpaid employee. Return tomorrow for reassignment.
Other desks
Same architecture, different artifact. All deterministic. All local. All free.
/roast — Self-Roast Generator
A corporate-flavored roast. Cuts on the situation, not on you.
/standup — Standup Filing
File your standup. Greg will not read it.
/ticket — Internal Ticket
Open a ticket. It will not be resolved.
/pfp-lore — PFP Lore
Your PFP has a backstory. The backstory ends at level 1.
Three-domain doctrine
Each surface has a different job. Token facts only live at .io.
Anti-scam
- WE NEVER DM FIRST.
- This site never asks for a wallet, seed phrase, or account.
- This site is not the official $LVL1 contract source. Verify only at lvl1.io/token.
- Cards are entertainment artifacts. They confer no token rights or financial benefit.
How it works internally
Your handle is normalized and hashed locally (FNV-1a). The hash seeds a deterministic pick from frozen content banks (the Mind Pack mind-v6a). The card is rendered to a Canvas and exported as PNG. Nothing is sent to a server. Same handle on the same day produces the same card. Different days produce reassignment.